Wednesday, September 19, 2007
K-Ville at Marigny Perks
Join us each Monday night at 8pm to watch the next installment of K-Ville on the TV at the shop. For those who care to, we'll be getting together about 7pm to discuss the series. Come and bring your opinions.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
NEW! All Humor
I'll be putting up humor regularly on the "Coffee Talk" page. When you click on the Blog link, it'll take you to current news about the shop programs as well as more humor.
Something to laugh about
KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord , why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord , why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
Friday, September 7, 2007
Want to buy or sell property?
We'll have a mortgage expert on the weekly program this Thursday, 9/13 at 6pm. It is not hopeless! Vivian Lehmann has over 20 years experience in all aspects of the mortgage business. Her expertise in FHA, including 203K, VA, Conforming, Non-Conforming, Rehab, One Time Close, Investment and Residential purchase and refinance transactions affords a comprehensive loan product review.
Monday, September 3, 2007
Colin Powell Redux
Paul Krugman has alerted us to yet another Bush scam. You can read his article on the "Coffee Talk" page and there's a place for your comments. Its time to email our elected officials and the media to let them know we want journalists to be skeptics, not stenographers and we want politicians who are independent thinkers. We can demand it and we should. (Coffee Talk is at http://www.marignyperks.com/)
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